If I could
I would
& should
speak the truth
I regret
I can’t yet
but 1 day
I pray
I’ll say
it my way
without fear:
Let’s have justice & beer
Happiness
Doom
The opposite of happiness is doom.
That’s when it becomes all dark in the room.
And the future is dark too,
if only there was something I could do.
Yet failure is at hand.
So much for all the nice things planned.
The world is going down.
Exploitation, pollution, war.
Can someone fetch a clown,
or show me a rising star?
Something to cheer me up
and forget about the syrup
making it all sweet and sticky.
All in decay, that’s tricky.
It takes us down to where the animals are
kept in a jar
or behind a bar.
Their life is a shame
and guess who is to blame.
Happiness
Happiness is how we feel about our life,
about the accomplishment of strife.
It ranges on a scale from extremely high to utterly low
the latter is a problem though.
For scaling happiness down
makes us morally frown.
It is bad
to make others sad.
That is true
for animals too.
What makes me happy
is to see
others do
what’s good for you
oh dearest to my heart,
animals receiving their rightful part.
See also ‘Happiness‘ in our value shop.
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Twitter rhymes (2)
Twitter rhymes are thoughts in rhyme, mostly in response to notable animal pictures encountered on Twitter.
Watch!
To catch
rats
cats
need to read
“Military Strategy”
to avoid apathy.
I’m no snowball with eyes,
but seal pup on the ice.
Don’t err
Think twice
I’ll purr
if U wear no fur
‘A face only a mother could love‘
is a comment from above
Our soals are one
Unification has only just begone.
I love all
even the fly on the wall,
dog
& hog,
even the clan
of man,
sharing 1 soal
together we’re whole.
I’m fine, thank you
Lying on the railing too
Nothing to do
Still better than life in a zoo.
A SOAL is a subject-of-a-life,
human & animal,
man & wife
vegan & cannibal.
It’s plain,
we’re all the same.
The idea to put God first
may burst.
Look straight
to find weight
in the soal
& its primary role.
Ad: Some people are like clouds,
When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
I’m like a cloud
When I disappear
it’s a brighter day
I’m a soal in the crowd
without fear
I find the way
Mirror on the wall
who’s the ugliest of all?
Can
man
stand trial
or is he in denial?
As digital dog
I like to cloginjust powers
in Twitter showers,
product of selective breeding
& lots of IT feeding
We’re wolves sharing
rather than tearing,
we’re caring
that fur is not for human wearing
Putkat
knows what
what it will take
to make
peace
please
I’ve found a place to rest
and at the same time test
my mam’s quest
to be a mother at her best.
I’m a penguin-general
my speeches are inspirational
But above all
I call
for peace overall
I’m a Bengal cat
I’m good at
tapping the tap somewhat
The sink is cool
& I’m no fool
I’m making a pool.
I brush teeth
for all I eat
is mice
‘n rice
so I keep
before sleep
at any price
my canines nice
We are 2 of a kind
White front and socks behind
otherwise black
I hope you don’t mind
I have a snack
He Dude,
Don’t be rude
Just standing tall
is no reason to push me up the wall
Let’s run
and have fun!
Twitter rhymes (1)
Twitter rhymes are thoughts in rhyme, mostly in response to notable animal pictures encountered on Twitter.
What a fine thing
owl canoodling.
I give you many kisses
& best wishes
I’m an owl chick
in down
I don’t frown
instead
turn my head
to get a kick
In reply to: How beautiful the day can be when touched by kindness.
What a nice thought!
I hope you caught
some kindness
in the wilderness
as bait for something great
OK
Let kindness
be your guidess
today
I love all
even the fly on the wall,
dog
& hog,
even the clan
of man,
sharing 1 soal
together we’re whole.
‘A face only a mother could love’
is a comment from above
Our soals are one
Unification has only just begone.
Reincarnation
would bring salvation.
Come back as hogs
& stop treating us as dogs!
Children & peace
R not at ease
They R nice
but have a price
So sorry to say
I neigh
I love Octopus as well
I’m clever as hell,
use coconut as shell
with many brains as well
Mark 16:15: Jesus said to them,Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation.
OK, we can create
but all to often we incinerate
(Kind of) mountain goat:
Sometimes life is
jumping on a cliff
if you miss I sniff
Eyes wide
can’t hide
our fright
for the light.
Ringed shackles
foretell battles
to cope
without hope
A napkin, please
as with ease
I’ll drool
the bed
when I get fed
into a pool.
Dog drinking water with tongue:
Look at my spoon!
Soon
you’ll be jealous
& zealous
& want a tongue like mine
to drink wine.
Good night
Eyes bright
Don’t let the mimi mice bite
Good day
Sleep away
Don’t get led astray
Love=TheAnswerByBancsy
ItCreatesTheLife’sTree.
Unfortunately,
@ItsCore,
It’llAlsoPour
War!
My my
look a pet in the eye
for the trick
to get an oxytocin lick
Go hither
try Twitter!
Cat in air as if dropped from aeroplane:
Know that
a cat
in air
has a fair
chance
to dance
before landing
standing
No lie
Twitties don’t die
He yup,
Of course I can sit up
& beg for a carrot.
I’m no parrot,
I’m a rabbit,
got it?
Dog landing down a slide:
Life’s a slippery slope
yet there is hope
we land well
else we sell
our soul
& burn on coal
A cat reaching for balls in a vase:
I’m inclined
& designed
to want what’s out of reach,
so each
desire
to fire
temperance
meets resistance.
Dog in guitar case:
When I start
moving your heart
no-one can chase
me out of this case
for my destiny
is wild & free
The word
PLEASURE
comes from the verb
TO PLEASE,
so,
if you want
PLEASURE
PLEASE!
Tweet
Ad Shampooed dog:
I’m a shampoo dog
being nice and clean
I can be seen
to differ from a frog
Tweet
Care, no greed
Share, no speed
Dare to take the heat
Tweet
Ad Man saving bear in water:
Would you dare
save a bear?
To say clearly,
I love animals dearly!
Behind a tree two raccoons hide
playing hide and seek
we peek
and lose our pride.
Tweet
Catmouflage
Soccer catmouflage
Ad Chipmunk eating corn:
I’m born
to eat corn
My pouches filled
My hunger stilled
I’m here for you
Plz care for me too.
Cute pet piggy,
Wanna be your friend
Wanna be with you
and hug you too
Let’s have a catnana smoothie!
Tweet
Ad Elephant in water:
My trunk is my nose,
hand & hose.
I’m male
family of whale.
Respect my needs
In all your deeds.
Ad Squirrel with paw on hand:
Shake hands
my friends
Shake paws
break laws
Unite
Ad Animal liberation:
Animal Liebe-ration = A nice piece of meat!
Stimulation
All need something to do,
something to respond to.
Stimulation triggers the mind,
sideways, upfront and behind.
It tickles the heart
for a start,
stimulates sensation
as well as contemplation.
Animal welfare stimulates me,
like a flower a bee.
Stimulation is needed, if only seldom
for without stimulation there will only be boredom.
So unless you want to be a bimbo,
don’t let animals go into limbo.
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Me, myself and I
SEO CEO
SEO: Search Engine Optimization
Running a website makes you an SEO slave
The slave of Google, Bing and Yahoo!
Surfing the web makes you an SEO CEO.
CEO that’s us!
We are Chief Executive Officers.
SEO that’s us too!
We are Optimized Search Engines.
We are SEO’s CEOs.
We are animals
Animals have bodies
Bodies are engines
We are engines
Animals are optimized,
optimized for survival and reproduction
We are optimized
Animals are sentient,
sentience induces search.
We search
We are SEO’s CEOs: Search Engine Optimization’s Chief Executive Officers
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Speed
Speed may be good.
You get more things done.
But don’t forget to live in the meantime.
and don’t forget the lives of others.
Speed may be bad.
You are taking risks.
So don’t forget you are alive
and don’t forget others are as well.
Find your natural pace.
It is in-between speeding and slow motion.
Accelerate just for fun.
Slow down as well sometimes,
just to enjoy the fun of it
and to find your natural pace.
Let it wax and wane.
Play with it.
Enjoy it.
So you won’t forget to live
and appreciate the natural speed of other creatures,
whatever that may be.
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What do you want to feel good about?
I want to feel good about
c. My future
Why do you want to feel good about your achievements?
I want to feel good about my achievements, because
a. I’m approaching the end of my life. If so, find your solution here.
b I’m still young. If so, better focus on your future instead, or else find your solution here.
c. I’m in the blossom of my life. If so, again better focus on your future, or find your solution here.
Why just feel good?
Since you just want to feel good, I suggest you do something that makes you feel good: Have some candy, a smoke, rob a bank, take a holiday, watch some (comic) tv, smoke some weed, make love, or do whatever it is that makes you forget about your miserable existence, and stimulate the economy by spending money on whatever will get you high, temporarily. So, you go watch an add, do some shopping, or consider the ultimate solution.
If this is not what you were looking for, perhaps your objective was not just having a good feeling per se. So, perhaps go back and try again.
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Why do good to others?
Why would you want to give to do good to others, e.g. give to charity? Are they worth it? Are you so fortunate by heritage or inheritance, or did you practice cunning theft? If you now wallow in wealth and thus can do some good by dropping a few dimes down the gutter, find your solution here.
If not, be blessed! Now, don’t you think you are a saint. So, go back to ‘normal’ and watch an add or do some valuable shopping.
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Why do good for yourself?
Why would you want to do good for yourself, e.g. make love? You selfish egoist! Here is your solution.
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Why make the right decisions?
Why guide others?
Why would you want to guide others? Who do you think you are? Nelson Mandela? The pope? Peter Singer? Mother Teresa? Jane Goodall? Einstein?
Unless you actually are, of course, this is your solution.
Note
If you are inclined to follow my advice, please note that you are probably not well adapted to this competitive, evil world. In other words, you are probably too good for this world. Therefore, you are definitely worth saving. We need you! So, please find comfort in this thought and then go back to ‘normal’, i.e. watch an add, or do some shopping.
However, if you were not inclined to follow my advice in the first place, you may well be adapted to this world. If so, my advice certainly remains this (but see our disclaimer too).
Postscript: The irony about suicide and its evolutionary complement, the decision not to have any children, is indeed that the wrong kind of people commit to it. Human selection processes are directing us into an unwanted future. Present day free-market democracies lead to excesses like unbounded egoism and seriously compromised animal welfare. The world would be much better off with a lot less people, but we can’t afford to lose the volunteers!