Twitter rhymes (1)

Twitter rhymes are thoughts in rhyme, mostly in response to notable animal pictures encountered on Twitter.


What a fine thing
owl canoodling.
I give you many kisses
& best wishes


I’m an owl chick
in down
I don’t frown
instead
turn my head
to get a kick


Owl


In reply to: How beautiful the day can be when touched by kindness.

What a nice thought!
I hope you caught
some kindness
in the wilderness
as bait for something great

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Kindness


OK
Let kindness
be your guidess
today

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I love all
even the fly on the wall,
dog
& hog,
even the clan
of man,
sharing 1 soal
together we’re whole.

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Lizard

‘A face only a mother could love’
is a comment from above
Our soals are one
Unification has only just begone.


Swimming pigs

Reincarnation
would bring salvation.
Come back as hogs
& stop treating us as dogs!


Children & peace
R not at ease
They R nice
but have a price
So sorry to say
I neigh


Octopus

I love Octopus as well
I’m clever as hell,
use coconut as shell
with many brains as well


Mark 16:15: Jesus said to them,Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation.

OK, we can create
but all to often we incinerate


(Kind of) mountain goat:

Sometimes life is
jumping on a cliff
if you miss I sniff


Owl chicks:

Eyes wide
can’t hide
our fright
for the light.
Ringed shackles
foretell battles
to cope
without hope


Dog in bed:

A napkin, please
as with ease
I’ll drool
the bed
when I get fed
into a pool.


Dog drinking water with tongue:

Look at my spoon!
Soon
you’ll be jealous
& zealous
& want a tongue like mine
to drink wine.


Sleeping cats:

Good night
Eyes bright
Don’t let the mimi mice bite

Good day
Sleep away
Don’t get led astray


Love=TheAnswerByBancsy
ItCreatesTheLife’sTree.
Unfortunately,
@ItsCore,
It’llAlsoPour
War!

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My my
look a pet in the eye
for the trick
to get an oxytocin lick
Go hither
try Twitter!

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Cat in air as if dropped from aeroplane:

Know that
a cat
in air
has a fair
chance
to dance
before landing
standing
No lie
Twitties don’t die


Foal on hind legs:

He yup,
Of course I can sit up
& beg for a carrot.
I’m no parrot,
I’m a rabbit,
got it?


Dog landing down a slide:

Life’s a slippery slope
yet there is hope
we land well
else we sell
our soul
& burn on coal


A cat reaching for balls in a vase:

I’m inclined
& designed
to want what’s out of reach,
so each
desire
to fire
temperance
meets resistance.


Dog in guitar case:

When I start
moving your heart
no-one can chase
me out of this case
for my destiny
is wild & free


The word
PLEASURE
comes from the verb
TO PLEASE,
so,
if you want
PLEASURE
PLEASE!
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Ad Shampooed dog:

I’m a shampoo dog
being nice and clean
I can be seen
to differ from a frog
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Care, no greed
Share, no speed
Dare to take the heat
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Ad Man saving bear in water:

Would you dare
save a bear?
To say clearly,
I love animals dearly!

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Behind a tree two raccoons hide
playing hide and seek
we peek
and lose our pride.
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Catmouflage

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Soccer catmouflage

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Ad Chipmunk eating corn:

I’m born
to eat corn
My pouches filled
My hunger stilled
I’m here for you
Plz care for me too.

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Cute pet piggy,
Wanna be your friend
Wanna be with you
and hug you too


Let’s have a catnana smoothie!
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Ad Elephant in water:

My trunk is my nose,
hand & hose.
I’m male
family of whale.
Respect my needs
In all your deeds.

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Ad Squirrel with paw on hand:

Shake hands
my friends
Shake paws
break laws
Unite

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Ad Animal liberation:

Animal Liebe-ration = A nice piece of meat!

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